I hate cell phones. It's so stressful being interrupted at any random moment, and being pestered until you respond. Granted, they come in handy very often, I still wish I didn't have one. Land lines. That's where it's at. I want a damn answering machine.
*BEEP* "Hey, this is Kelso. In a few seconds, you'll be talking to my answering machine. At my home. On a tape. Will I be checking it soon? Probably not. Will I check it when I want to? You bet your ass. Patience is a virtue, motherfucker. Now have a nice day." *BEEP*
Damn straight.
Zombie pub crawl was great. Duh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lm4nIiKXoE
If you don't like Hum you're retarded.
